Our conversation this evening...
ME (from the top of the stairs): Did you read my blog post today?
HUSBAND (calls up from his desk): No.
ME: (still from the top of the stairs): I'm an awful person.
HUSBAND: Are you going to get us in trouble with the Home Owners' Association?
ME: No. Just you.
HUSBAND: [Silence as he reads my blog post]
HUSBAND: Y'know, Lysol hurts when it gets in your eyes...
ME: [I laugh] I'm an awful person, aren't I?
HUSBAND: [long pause] Nooo...
ME: That was a really long pause before that "Nooo."
HUSBAND: [no answer. I can hear him tap-tap-tapping furiously away on his keyboard]
ME: Are you leaving me a comment?
HUSBAND: Maaayyybeee... [tap tap tap!]